When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Watching her eat just hurts me
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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