Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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