hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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