at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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