I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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