yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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