My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Randomize
