Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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