Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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