I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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