I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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