Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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