don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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