So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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