I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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