is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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