i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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