The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Sober January is a disaster.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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