it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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