I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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