the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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