Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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