spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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