There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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