girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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