I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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