i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
