How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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