I wish I could punch you in the face.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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