Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he laminated a picture of his dick.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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