Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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