just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I need moral support for this bender
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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