Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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