All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize