i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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