I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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