she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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