I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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