Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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