Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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