you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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