we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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