just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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