tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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