I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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