She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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