My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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