Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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