11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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