question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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