He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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