I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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