if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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