Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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