This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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