my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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